Iowa Sucks! Version 1.27
| Site Map |
| Stupid Guestbook |
| CDNOW Whore Page |
| Shaftastic! |
| Vacation Photos |
| The Getcru |
| The Notebook |
| Adam Bomb |
| Wacky Techno Machine |
| Offensive Central |
| Links |
|
I figured my web page could use an new update, so I decided to talk to you about someone who's become a great friend to me. He's always around us in different ways and at all times. He binds us together in happiness and love. People can ignore him, but he'll always love them. No, I'm not talking about God or the Force. I'm talking about the sweet gospel sent from outer space(the astronauts started it), Electronica. Oh yes, no matter what kind of shit you regularly listen to, everyone loves electronica. Whether it's in the form of the ambient sound associated with raves, or that damn annoying Gap commercial that won't stop being aired. What I'm getting at, is just go to your nearest Best Buy or record store, go directly to the dance or techno section, and just grab a CD and buy it. You will not regret it. And I'm not talking about the Britney Spears/Madonna/George Michael techno-wannabe electronica. I'm talking about Paul Oakenfold, BT, DJ Mystic, DJ Tiesto, DJ anyone! Just buy some frickin' trance and it'll make you very happy. Unless, of course, you use a CD alarm clock or the like to listen to it. Any player under $40 instantly filters the happiness out of the music! But anyway, I even have some of my own electronica to download. Just click on Wacky Techno Machine on the left. NOW!!!
Some of you regular visitors may remember a poll I held asking whether the front page should be redesigned or not. Many of you said "yes", none of you said "no". That's because I'm the only one who regularly views this website. Isn't that sad? How long has it been since someone else has laid their eyes on my monstrosity of boredom? Two, maybe three updates ago? Well that's all going to change, for I'm going to get the word out on the net about my site! Do you hear me?! Oh, I guess you don't. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, site redesign. The old front page reeked of early Tripod building tools, so I decided to kind of blend it in with the other cheap and horribly unprofessional pages on this site. Oh yeah, and if anyone from my town sees this site and tells another soul, I swear to God, I will come over to your house, and beat the living fuck out of your front door. After, which, I will realize no one is home and go buy a Diet Mountain Dew at Kwik Star. Enjoy, at your own risk.
|
Sign My Guestbook
View My Guestbook
This site is best viewed with
